HIT THE POST WITH CJAD 800'S RICK MOFFAT, VOICE OF THE HABS&GREY CUP CHAMPION ALS

Welcome to Giant Hand Night at the Bell Centre. Fans, it's a fold-it-yourself index finger and that's supposed to say We're No. 1 so can you guarantee me you won't meddle with the middle finger? Two straight wins and we'll be battling for 5th seed in the East! (Yes, like Mathieu Darche "I'm the eternal optimist.")

How many times does Marc Trestman have to say "I do" before Als fans get it...that he's a man of his word and a man of honour? Don't believe this next wave of Raiders rumours. My CFL and NFL sources say the Raiders haven't and won't ask for permission to talk to Coach Trestman, who wouldn't want to sneak in the backdoor for his NFL return anyway. Besides, Marv Levy had to win 2 Cups before he could leave. I think Trestman has to top that.

Tiger's in sex-addiction rehab? And the only outings permitted are Walmart visits? Geez, by then any greeter who smiles at him could look attractive!

Since I've shattered my resolution to cut out the Tiger jokes, please be advised that EA games is still coming out with Tiger's video-game full of sex, violence and putters: "Grand Theft Auto: Golf Cart Edition."

Isn't it great to see the Grey Cup raise thousands more dollars for the Proudfoot Fund thanks to Scott Flory, Paul Lambert and you? Wednesday, the woman who secretly runs the Alouettes Laurie Bennett takes the Cup to Winnie's for the Proudfoot Fund.

And won't you help kids fighting cancer by joining CJAD at John Rennie for the Sian Bradwell Fund Basketball Challenge as part of West Island Lakers Basketball Assoc. Allstar Weekend? It's Jan. 31 at 3pm. See you on the hardwood.

The Cormier attack on Tam? I hope police lay charges. And if it touches off more such crackdowns on criminals masquerading as hockey players....all the better!

So Ryan O'Byrne as a power-forward? Hey Keenan tried Hal Gill once, and Carbo used Josh Gorges up front last season?

Why does everybody think Petr Sykora can be the savioiur when he's bounced from 5 teams in 5 years despite racking up some serious 20-goal seasons?