Boston Pee Party

An intoxicated Boston Bruins fan was so annoyed with the influx of Canadiens fans to the TD/Banknorth Centre in Boston for Game 3 on Sunday that he had to express himself – in a most reprehensible way.

Officers were informed that the noted individual had been observed reaching into his pants with his hands and manipulating his hands inside his pants. According to event staff and event guests, the suspect then exposed himself and started urinating on event guests causing then to become hysterical and attempt to escape from the confined area.

The suspect, Walter Cutler, 40, is being held as a revolutionary, for his opposition to the Montreal Canadiens and their fans, whose dominance was further cemented when Zdeno Chara found himself booed mercilessly, IN HIS HOME BUILDING.

Cutler clearly objected to this oppression of liberty, and thus was born the Boston Pee Party.

Those Habs fans among you who are at the game tonight in Boston, be warned: Bring a baseball cap.Or maybe an umbrella