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Palin's parenting skills need some work

God, guns and pregnant teenagers create paradox for U.S. VP wannabe

Marc Lalonde by Marc Lalonde
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Article online since October 1st 2008, 10:19
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Palin's parenting skills need some work
Palin's parenting skills need some work
God, guns and pregnant teenagers create paradox for U.S. VP wannabe
Look, I'm not taking partisan sides in an election that isn't even the one I'll actually be voting in, but I had to say something, for goodness' sakes.

Alaska governor Sarah Palin's 17-year-old daughter Bristol, is pregnant, and a couple of ideas swirling around this particular event are starting to bother me a little bit. Not that she's pregnant.

No, I know how that works, thanks.
It's not even that Palin appears, from many accounts, to be the sort of person whose opinion is the only one that matters, or that she was chosen to run with John McCain in the hopes female voters would be swayed from supporting Hillary Clinton over to the Republican ticket. It's not even that she likes to hunt – it's a way of life in Alaska.

It's the 'choice,' her daughter made to carry her baby to full term and keep it, rather than abort the pregnancy or put the child up for adoption. No, she's going to keep the baby and marry the father, another teen. File this one under 'it sounded like a good idea at the time,' and move forward, right?

Wrong.

Bristol Palin made the decision on her own to keep the baby, McCain aides said.

Good decision, everyone around her thought, especially her mother, whose political leanings and musings and platform suggest she would do everything in her power to deny the same choice to other women, including victims of sexual assaults.

In fact, right-wing websites laud her 'decision' to 'choose life.'

I laud it as well. In fact, I think every woman should have that choice. I mean, it's their lives, right?

And spare me the religious or biblical implications of my decision to support abortion. I don't support abortion. I support the way of life that allows people who live in a country to choose what they do with their own bodies and what they don't.

I love that we have choice. I love that we have options.

Let Palin and her cronies have all the guns they want. In fact, it's their choice. Obviously, the right to bear arms is guaranteed in the U.S. Constitution because of the fiercely held belief that you have to protect your family and your homestead.

That sort of makes me wonder, though. In fact, if that's the case, and Palin and her husband are as a) protective and b) gun-savvy as they seem, how did the young man who forms the other half of the baby coupling even manage to worm his way into Bristol's pants with Sarah planting a shotgun muzzle into his cheek and asking him to make her day?

That question, I think, is the real quandary of this election season.

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Sherry Olmstead

Comment online since October 28th 2008
Actually, it is absolutely NONE of your business what they do or think. This is one of the goofiest articles I have ever read. You need another line of work. So keep your big nose out of other people's business and you will be a lot happier.

(Old biblical saying--Judge not, less ye be judged.)

Emily Barber

Comment online since October 6th 2008
Parenting skills don't really have a lot to do with teenage pregnancy - Some of the best parents in the world have kids with raging hormones and lots of free time - thats all it takes. We do not know if other politiciens, doctors, judges - scientists, etc have hd pregnant daughters - its all kept quiet. So why sould we keep judging people in public office when this is just a social norm?

anonymous guy who writes US election columns on this site

Comment online since October 4th 2008
Fully agree, Marc, although I can't help but mention that Jon Stewart did a segment on exactly this hypocrisy like a month ago. You should check it out its funny.

Worried Terribly

Comment online since October 4th 2008
Sarah Palin believes that sex education doesn't belong in schools and that teaching abstinence is adequate. Does it work? . . . Just ask her pregnant teenage daughter, Bristol. How's that working out for ya?

- http://www.cafepress.com/palinabstinence -

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